today i have a magic

u have just follow what i say and u will find how intelligent i m

1)  just think of a no. in ur mind between 10 to 98.

2) the only no go nos. areepeat digits, eg. 22 33 44..............

3) now reverse the no u have thought......

4)the smaller no. is taken from the larger one......

5) now return to the original no and find the difference between the two digits.

6)now divide the no. arrived at stage no 4 by the no arrived at stage no.5

hmmmmmmmmmm now ur work is done.........

let me thinkur answer.................

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is it 09.....................

oh my God

i m so intelligent,,.......................

m i  not????????????

ha ha ha ah

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

CHEMISTRY OF MEN & WOMEN

Two new additions to the periodic table of elements:

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Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don’t even go there)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may
freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when
left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
green when placed next to a shinier specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180+/-50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape
easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample.
Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as
young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time.
May neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

hello!!!!!!!!!!!!frnz

how r u??

live every moment of life

hope for the best

get prepared for the worst

leave on GOD the rest................

I urgently need ur help.........
i m gonna discuss sumthing which i cannt discuss with any body else.........
plz take it seriously and help me by ur suggestions...........................


what should one do when one finds his close relative falling in love witha girl who is no where good for him.................. and nor for his family.......................

we believe its a bad luck if
a black cat crosses our path
we believe drinking too much tea
can make us dark.......

we believe an itchy left palm means
we'll get the money.
and its jackal's wedding,
if it rains when sunny........

if someone jumps over us,
it will affect our height,
using scissors in the air
will cause a fight.........

we believe we should not clip our nails
after sunset,,,,,
and we believe we should not
whistel at night..........

salty hands tuoching our hair
can turn them grey
its not right to buy
anything made of iron on Saturday.

putting a black dot on baby's cheeck
wards off the evil eye.
and during eclipse,
pregnent woman should not go outside....

we believe a fluttering eye is an omen
 we believe hiccups are also some sign.......
we believe in the ability of planetary alignments,
to decide our fate...........
we believe in the power of horoscope
in finding us a compatible mate.........

when we believe all these may actually be possible,
when we dont find such wisdom strange
then what is it that keeps us from also believing in ourselves,,,,,,,,,,,

for a change.......................




so first Believe in urself and then think abt these  stupid things......................

hi,
today i want to tell u abt a wondr of nature.
do u kno that there is a group of
 
fishes that are capable climbing trees~!!!!!!!!!!!

and thats true...........................
this gp of fishes is foun in various parts of world and its really surprize that they r found in SOUTH INDIA too........
these climb on the bushes found on the bank of a lack or river.......
and thier speciality is that they can live on Earth and in Water...........

ENBASS is the name given to these unique fishes......

they r a bit different frm other fishes in thier structure and they remain coverd completely with scales.
they eat aquatic insects.
they have one more speciality that they have longer wings with needle like structure on them which protact them frm their enemie.
they come out and walk easily and get inside the water as soon as they find any danger

so next time if u see a small creature walking on the see shore...... just give it a look ,,,,,,,, it may be a fish.....................
and click its photograph and dont forget to send it to me......................

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........................



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when there is a beautiful weather, and u r with ur life partner or the per son u love............want to express ur self??????????
want to give her flowers ????????????????????
don't just buy her any blooms. find out what they signify, yhen take ur pick..........



RED ROSES:  the all-time favorite to tell her those very famouse words .........I LOVE YOU......... a bunch of roses in ur oassport to eternal love.


LILLY:  u r beautiful................. u r really most beautiful..........its true. dont just stand there and hum this nomber. go for it. lilly stands for beauty and every woman loves to be called beautiful.

TULIP:  signifies perfect love. so if u think u've found ur perfect lover, woo her witha bunch of tulips.


DAISY:  if the innocence in her has touched u, what better way to convey it, for daisies signify pure love.

SUNFLOWERS:  symbolises adoration. when u simply want o say, " hey i admire you."  

hi frnz!

earlier i used to feel that being frnz like this is just a fun but now i realized that a frnd either ur known or a stranger always help u when u need them............
thanx everybody for showing concern abt my mother's b'day............. 
it shows how much u care for ur frnzzzzzzzzzz................
so lets cheeeeeeeeerr for our frnshp.........
a few lines i would like to dedicate to all my frnzzzzz


"Dosti ehsaan nahi, ek cheese khaas hoti hai.
yeh koi bheekh nahi, kudrat ki bakhsheesh hoti hai.
Bade KHUSHNASEEB hai wo jinhe sachchi dosti naseeb hoti hai" 


are yar WAH- WAH to bol dooooooo..........