<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of priyanka gupta</title><link>http://mysteriousgirl.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of priyanka gupta</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>its magic!!!!!!</title><description><![CDATA[<P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>today i have a magic</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>u have just follow what i say and u will find how intelligent i m</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>1)  just think of a no. in ur mind between 10 to 98.</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>2) the only no go nos. areepeat digits, eg. 22 33 44..............</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>3) now reverse the no u have thought......</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>4)the smaller no. is taken from the larger one......</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>5) now return to the original no and find the difference between the two digits.</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>6)now divide the no. arrived at stage no 4 by the no arrived at stage no.5</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>hmmmmmmmmmm now ur work is done.........</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>let me thinkur answer.................</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>?</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>?</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>?</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>?</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>?</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>? </FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>is it 09.....................</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>oh my God </FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>i m so intelligent,,.......................</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>m i  not????????????</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #66ffff" color=#ff0000 size=4>ha ha ha ah </FONT></P><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home1/730/aced26ac2ae28bfdcfcb801b43d55535/homep/images/1185685735">]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 10:27:07 +0530</pubDate><link>http://mysteriousgirl.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/07/29/its.html</link></item><item><title>claver girl</title><description><![CDATA[<H2><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #993300" color=#ffcc00>A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.<BR>The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.<BR>The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.<BR>Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.<BR>The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".<BR>The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"<BR>The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".</FONT></H2><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home1/730/aced26ac2ae28bfdcfcb801b43d55535/homep/images/1185509265">]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:31:26 +0530</pubDate><link>http://mysteriousgirl.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/07/27/claver.html</link></item><item><title>CHEMISTRY OF MEN 7 WOMEN</title><description><![CDATA[<P><STRONG><U><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff33" color=#cc0000>CHEMISTRY OF MEN &amp; WOMEN</FONT></U></STRONG></P><BR><P><STRONG><U><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffff33" color=#cc0000></FONT></U></STRONG> </P><BR><P>Two new additions to the periodic table of elements: </P><BR><P>___________________________________________________ </P><BR><P>Element Name: <FONT color=#3333ff><STRONG>WOMAN<BR></STRONG>Symbol: WO<BR></FONT>Atomic Weight: (don't even go there) </P><BR><P>Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may<BR>freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly.<BR>Very bitter if mishandled. </P><BR><P>Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong<BR>affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when<BR>left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly<BR>green when placed next to a shinier specimen. </P><BR><P>Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of<BR>wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. </P><BR><P>Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. </P><BR><P><A id=more-1942></A></P><BR><P>Element Name: <FONT color=#00cccc><STRONG>MAN<BR></STRONG></FONT>Symbol: XY<BR>Atomic Weight: (180+/-50) </P><BR><P>Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape<BR>easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample.<BR>Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as<BR>young samples. </P><BR><P>Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time.<BR>May neutralize by saturating with alcohol. </P><BR><P>Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command. </P><BR><P>Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell. </P><BR><BR><SCRIPT type=text/javascript><!--<BR>google_ad_client = "pub-1466955942064481";<BR>google_ad_width = 336;<BR>google_ad_height = 280;<BR>google_ad_format = "336x280_as";<BR>google_ad_type = "text_image";<BR>google_ad_channel = "";<BR>google_color_border = "FFFFFF";<BR>google_color_bg = "FFFFFF";<BR>google_color_link = "A44D01";<BR>google_color_url = "000000";<BR>google_color_text = "101010";<BR>//--></SCRIPT><BR><BR><SCRIPT src="Funny Jokes » Chemistry Of Women and Men_files/show_ads.js" type=text/javascript><BR></SCRIPT><BR><IFRAME name=google_ads_frame marginWidth=0 marginHeight=0 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#339999">hello!!!!!!!!!!!!frnz</FONT></EM></STRONG></P><BR><P align=right><STRONG><EM><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #339999">how r u??</FONT></EM></STRONG></P><BR><P align=right><STRONG><EM><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #339999">live every moment of life</FONT></EM></STRONG></P><BR><P align=right><STRONG><EM><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #339999">hope for the best </FONT></EM></STRONG></P><BR><P align=right><STRONG><EM><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #339999">get prepared for the worst</FONT></EM></STRONG></P><BR><P align=right><STRONG><EM><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #339999">leave on GOD the rest................</FONT></EM></STRONG></P><br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home1/730/aced26ac2ae28bfdcfcb801b43d55535/homep/images/1185114624">]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2007 19:55:39 +0530</pubDate><link>http://mysteriousgirl.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/07/22/colourtest.html</link></item><item><title>colourtest</title><description><![CDATA[<br><img src="http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home1/730/aced26ac2ae28bfdcfcb801b43d55535/homep/images/1185114038">]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2007 19:44:53 +0530</pubDate><link>http://mysteriousgirl.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/07/22/colourtest-1.html</link></item><item><title>help meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title><description><![CDATA[<FONT color=#ff0000>I urgently need ur help.........<BR>i m gonna discuss sumthing which i cannt discuss with any body else.........<BR>plz take it seriously and help me by ur suggestions...........................<BR><BR><BR>what should one do when one finds his close relative falling in love witha girl who is no where good for him.................. and nor for his family.......................<BR></FONT>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:23:25 +0530</pubDate><link>http://mysteriousgirl.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/07/12/help.html</link></item><item><title>our ability to believe</title><description><![CDATA[<P dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px" align=center><FONT size=4><FONT face=Arial><FONT color=#400080><STRONG><EM>we believe its a bad luck if<BR>a black cat crosses our path<BR>we believe drinking too much tea<BR>can make us dark.......<BR><BR>we believe an itchy left palm means<BR>we'll get the money.<BR>and its jackal's wedding,<BR>if it rains when sunny........<BR><BR>if someone jumps over us,<BR>it will affect our height,<BR>using scissors in the air <BR>will cause a fight.........<BR><BR>we believe we should not clip our nails<BR>after sunset,,,,,<BR>and we believe we should not <BR>whistel at night..........<BR><BR>salty hands tuoching our hair<BR>can turn them grey<BR>its not right to buy <BR>anything made of iron on Saturday.<BR><BR>putting a black dot on baby's cheeck<BR>wards off the evil eye.<BR>and during eclipse,<BR>pregnent woman should not go outside....<BR><BR>we believe a fluttering eye is an omen<BR> we believe hiccups are also some sign.......<BR>we believe in the ability of planetary alignments,<BR>to decide our fate...........<BR>we believe in the power of horoscope<BR>in finding us a compatible mate.........<BR><BR>when we believe all these may actually be possible, <BR>when we dont find such wisdom strange<BR>then what is it that keeps us from also believing in ourselves,,,,,,,,,,,<BR><BR>for a change.......................<BR><BR><BR><BR><IMG style="WIDTH: 46px; HEIGHT: 36px" height=19 src="http://immail.rediff.com/htmledit/emoticons/red15.gif" width=46><BR><FONT color=#400000>so first Believe in urself and then think abt these</FONT></EM></STRONG></FONT><FONT color=#400000>  stupid things......................</FONT></FONT></FONT></P>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 14:18:00 +0530</pubDate><link>http://mysteriousgirl.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/07/11/our-ability-to.html</link></item><item><title>fish that climbs the trees</title><description><![CDATA[hi,<BR><FONT color=#008000 size=4>today i want to tell u abt a wondr of nature.<BR>do u kno that there is a group</FONT> of<BR> <BR><FONT color=#800080 size=4><STRONG><EM>fishes that are capable climbing trees</EM></STRONG></FONT>~!!!!!!!!!!!<IMG style="WIDTH: 44px; HEIGHT: 36px" height=32 src="http://immail.rediff.com/htmledit/emoticons/red9.gif" width=19><BR><BR><FONT color=#008000 size=4><EM>and thats true...........................<BR>this gp of fishes is foun in various parts of world and its really surprize that they r found in SOUTH INDIA too........<BR>these climb on the bushes found on the bank of a lack or river.......<BR>and thier speciality is that they can live on Earth and in Water...........<BR><BR><FONT color=#ff0000>ENBASS</FONT> is the name given to these unique fishes......<BR><BR>they r a bit different frm other fishes in thier structure and they remain coverd completely with scales.<BR>they eat aquatic insects.<BR>they have one more speciality that they have longer wings with needle like structure on them which protact them frm their enemie. <BR>they come out and walk easily and get inside the water as soon as they find any danger<BR><BR>so next time if u see a small creature walking on the see shore...... just give it a look ,,,,,,,, it may be a fish.....................<BR>and click its photograph and dont forget to send it to me......................<IMG style="WIDTH: 45px; HEIGHT: 37px" height=37 src="http://immail.rediff.com/htmledit/emoticons/red1.gif" width=19><BR><BR>byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........................<BR><BR><BR><BR>s</EM></FONT>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 14:05:32 +0530</pubDate><link>http://mysteriousgirl.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/07/09/fish-that-climbs-the.html</link></item><item><title>flowers speak</title><description><![CDATA[when there is a beautiful weather, and u r with ur life partner or the per son u love............want to express ur self?????????? <BR>want to give her flowers ????????????????????<BR>don't just buy her any blooms. find out what they signify, yhen take ur pick..........<BR><BR><BR><BR><FONT color=#ff0000>RED ROSES</FONT>:  <FONT face=Tahoma size=4><STRONG><EM>the all-time favorite to tell her those very famouse words .........I LOVE YOU......... a bunch of roses in ur oassport to eternal love.<BR><BR><BR><FONT color=#ffff00><FONT color=#ff8000>LILLY</FONT>:</FONT>  u r beautiful................. u r really most beautiful..........its true. dont just stand there and hum this nomber. go for it. lilly stands for beauty and every woman loves to be called beautiful.<BR><BR><FONT color=#ff0000>TULIP:</FONT>  signifies perfect love. so if u think u've found ur perfect lover, woo her witha bunch of tulips.<BR><BR><BR><FONT color=#ff0000>DAISY</FONT>:  if the innocence in her has touched u, what better way to convey it, for daisies signify pure love.<BR><BR><FONT color=#ff0000>SUNFLOWERS:</FONT>  symbolises adoration. when u simply want o say, " hey i admire you."</EM></STRONG></FONT>  <IMG style="WIDTH: 42px; HEIGHT: 32px" height=19 src="http://immail.rediff.com/htmledit/emoticons/red8.gif" width=42>]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 08:57:12 +0530</pubDate><link>http://mysteriousgirl.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/07/08/flowers.html</link></item><item><title>dosti</title><description><![CDATA[hi frnz!<IMG style="WIDTH: 38px; HEIGHT: 33px" height=19 src="http://immail.rediff.com/htmledit/emoticons/red4.gif" width=38><BR><BR>earlier i used to feel that being frnz like this is just a fun but now i realized that a frnd either ur known or a stranger always help u when u need them............<BR>thanx everybody for showing concern abt my mother's b'day............. <BR>it shows how much u care for ur frnzzzzzzzzzz................<BR>so lets cheeeeeeeeerr for our frnshp.........<BR>a few lines i would like to dedicate to all my frnzzzzz<BR><BR><BR>"<FONT face="Tw Cen MT Condensed" color=#408080 size=4><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000>Dosti ehsaan nahi, ek cheese khaas hoti hai.<BR>yeh koi bheekh nahi, kudrat ki bakhsheesh hoti hai.<BR>Bade KHUSHNASEEB hai wo jinhe sachchi dosti naseeb hoti hai</FONT>" <IMG style="WIDTH: 39px; HEIGHT: 35px" height=35 src="http://immail.rediff.com/htmledit/emoticons/red18.gif" width=19><BR><BR></STRONG></FONT><BR>are yar WAH- WAH to bol dooooooo..........]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:17:02 +0530</pubDate><link>http://mysteriousgirl.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/07/06/dosti.html</link></item></channel></rss>